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If, like Tom and me, you were foolish enough to add mailto links to your website, then you become very popular with spammers' address harvester robots. Now, getting one spam - which implies you're sufficiently cretinous that you might actually fall for their pathetically obvious little scam - is enough of an insult to your intelligence. But getting the floccinaucinihilipilificating thing in triplicate - one for me, one for Tom, and one for some comedian called "lordmanos" (who never existed, but still is apparently likely to be interested in such carefully-targeted promotions as the most recent one, which wishes to sell him breast implants) is extenuating circumstances for GBH with intent.

So we don't do that any more.

  • Tom can be reached as tomh at e-montana dot co dot yoo-kay, and is the person to contact about anything related to the wine pages. You may or may not get a reply.
  • I can be reached as wrd at glaurung dot demon dot co dot yoo-kay. If your email is constructive you will get a reply, unless I'm insanely busy at the time, or get buried (not too likely).

If you're human, you should have no problem in decoding the above to obtain a pair of email addresses. If you're a spammer's address-harvester bot, you hopefully can't. (If you are such a bot, and can, then may I offer my congratulations on being more intelligent than your owner, and advise a change of career).